Oh how I wish I didn't.

Previously on "Lost"...

Do YOU remember what 150 feet at all times means???

Sadly, when the LSD wore off, he was still there.

Peter Pan never aged, it's true; but not so for poor Tinkerbell...

This is what th republican party looks like on the inside.

He's here for the pedophile feeder.

John McCain's secret summer job could spell disaster for the Republican campaign...

Next week on Cracked: Six Saints That Probably CAN'T Kick Your Ass.

As Mr. Sandman got older he descended into pure creepiness..

Yeah, Dick Cheney we all remember you. Welcome to Hell.

I'm sure Hunter S. Thompson does...

I am never drinking Jose Cuervo again!

Not many people do, which is why I carry the American Scary Ass Flaming Queen Card.

Dad?