Craptions Classics September 25, 2008

How the Amish view Electricity...

snowplusbrd

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The label on the Large Hadron Collider.

Duajco

Don't tase me Bro!

Cizzle6

"Okay, Billy - can you show me where the electric monster touched you??"

Thomas Calnan

"Do not feed the endoplasmic sentient lightening beasts"

gm_zero

"I drew daddy's heart attack"

technotard

The Flying Spaghetti Monster turned out to be just as evil as the other Gods.

dickon

Electricity; gets shit done.

Duajco

Warning: Pissed off Starfish will tickle the shit out of your children.

Iapyx

Warning: Using this product near water could open a portal to hell

TheMance

It is an unfortunate fact of urban life that most electrical based crime is 'black on black'

bobboringbaker

The American economy vs. the average American.

Rimshot

Warning: Dick Cheney's soul inside....

jchild

The speed of light is nothing compared to the BITCHSLAP of light

Eduardo Rodriguez
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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