Craptions Classics April 20, 2006

Oh man! I just shot Lassie in the face....


Other Craptions

"Hurry up, we're going to be late for the poker game!"


Honey, I know you're on heat, but do you have to sit on the gear shift?


*thud* Fuck! I think we just hit a dog!


Ah, life without our master...
You think they'll find the body?


Buddy: I think the vet that cut my nuts off is following us...
Rover: Shit. Are you serious?
Buddy: He just winked at me...


Well now we know why we don't dangle spaghetti from our loins, right children?

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