Oh man! I just shot Lassie in the face....

"Hurry up, we're going to be late for the poker game!"

Honey, I know you're on heat, but do you have to sit on the gear shift?

*thud* Fuck! I think we just hit a dog!

Ah, life without our master...
You think they'll find the body?

Buddy: I think the vet that cut my nuts off is following us...
Rover: Shit. Are you serious?
Buddy: He just winked at me...

Well now we know why we don't dangle spaghetti from our loins, right children?