Though the skittles argument is compelling...I think if I taste this rainbow I'll get herpes...

What happened in Vegas unfortunately got high and wandered off into what wasn't Vegas.

"Wait.. do you think they meant ten-o-clock at *night*?

Jesus descended in a ball of light, looked around, sighed, and left again.

San Francisco has a lot of homeless. But at least they're fabulous!

we get it Clay Aiken, you're gay...

"PEOPLE OF EARTH! WE HAVE-- dammit, blue, hold the flag up...this is why we rehearsed this..."

Cher and Cher alike.

Scientology on casual fridays.

The apocalypse did not arrive on four horses, as predicted in the Bible. No, it took a far more sinister form...

With your powers combined... I am Rupaul!!!

Do NOT blame THIS on US!!! - Canada.

This is why I stopped watching Power Rangers.

The Luxor Girls stood ready. When those whores from the Circus Circus showed up, the shit was going to get real...

Uwe Boll's "Fraggle Rock"