Craptions Classics September 24, 2008

Though the skittles argument is compelling...I think if I taste this rainbow I'll get herpes...

Drroxxette

Other Craptions

What happened in Vegas unfortunately got high and wandered off into what wasn't Vegas.

Via-Sol

"Wait.. do you think they meant ten-o-clock at *night*?

jessen

Jesus descended in a ball of light, looked around, sighed, and left again.

thejoshualee

San Francisco has a lot of homeless. But at least they're fabulous!

Iapyx

we get it Clay Aiken, you're gay...

hiwata

"PEOPLE OF EARTH! WE HAVE-- dammit, blue, hold the flag up...this is why we rehearsed this..."

jwhaler

Cher and Cher alike.

shaf

Scientology on casual fridays.

fitz350z

The apocalypse did not arrive on four horses, as predicted in the Bible. No, it took a far more sinister form...

Via-Sol

With your powers combined... I am Rupaul!!!

Drroxxette

Do NOT blame THIS on US!!! - Canada.

Thomas Calnan

This is why I stopped watching Power Rangers.

corrin1984

The Luxor Girls stood ready. When those whores from the Circus Circus showed up, the shit was going to get real...

jwhaler

Uwe Boll's "Fraggle Rock"

Bosephus5000
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