It's a pedophile feeder.

He's only my half-brother.

A warning to all other children who walk on my goddamn lawn

Camouflage shirts are AWESOME these days.

Don't fuck with Travelocity...

A few moments later, little Bobby appeared in the Enterprise with no pants on. "Damnit Scotty, I know it's April fools but those were my favourite pants!"

King Solomon's yard ornaments.

A knock on the door. 5 years later. The Invisible man's one night stand with one of the "visibles" came back to haunt him.

Somewhere in Florida a child claims an insurance check.

What a waist.

I'm stumped.

He survived the security tape creatures, dodged the Mr. Rogers Dinosaur, defeated the Washing Machine Monster, and broke through an Ice Wall, but Billy was pushing his luck when he tried to read that damned plaque...

Once the rapture started, Billy's mom realized that maybe she HAD been using to much starch on his clothes

Dozens of children would fall by my blades.

He's half the man he used to be