It's a pedophile feeder.
spiderjerusalemHe's only my half-brother.
jsrduckA warning to all other children who walk on my goddamn lawn
maneatingpieCamouflage shirts are AWESOME these days.
phreeshDon't fuck with Travelocity...
DrroxxetteA few moments later, little Bobby appeared in the Enterprise with no pants on. "Damnit Scotty, I know it's April fools but those were my favourite pants!"
eggigeggi1King Solomon's yard ornaments.
MuthaA knock on the door. 5 years later. The Invisible man's one night stand with one of the "visibles" came back to haunt him.
aczechguySomewhere in Florida a child claims an insurance check.
IshWhat a waist.
Boneman2I'm stumped.
BronsonHe survived the security tape creatures, dodged the Mr. Rogers Dinosaur, defeated the Washing Machine Monster, and broke through an Ice Wall, but Billy was pushing his luck when he tried to read that damned plaque...
GenkaiOnce the rapture started, Billy's mom realized that maybe she HAD been using to much starch on his clothes
DrroxxetteDozens of children would fall by my blades.
FredKruegerHe's half the man he used to be
HelperMonkey