And that was the last time little billy mixed his whites with his colors

Why didn't I listen when the Asian man told me not to wash after midnight!?

Just give him your sock, Harold!

"Drynet became self aware at 3:00 pm Eastern time on September 20th.".

"Pan's Laundrymat" was not nearly as popular as it's "labrynth" prequel...

Drugs are bad, kids.

No wonder I can't find my socks..

When Tim Burton does a Maytag commercial

Most of the people posting craptions probably don't realize that this is a DRYER, not a washer.

"Laundry Day is a very dangerous day..." Amen Rocko Amen....

This is what attacks you if you sit on a traffic cone in asia.

I, for one, welcome our new Maytag overlords.

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!

This is what you get when you stick radioactive waste into your washing machine...

Just off camera - my dishwasher masturbating furiously