We don't know either...just don't fuckin' do it..

Does this happen often enough that there needs to be sign?!

RESPECT THE SORTING HAT!!! RESPECT IT!!!

Now that's just ridiculous. They use a 5 as a letter. What will those crazy Asians do next?

Christ! what WILL they allow!

Page 114 of Kama Sutra

At that moment, Rick saw the sign and knew he had to leave before the authorities arrived.

Incredible! Something that isn't allowed in Japanese porn.

Just a little bit more KY jelly should do it...

.......so to make a long story short, thats why I was arrested in China.

And THAT's why they've been trying to ban Harry Potter all these years.

After hundreds of Tea-bag-traffic cone related accidents resulting in horrible scrotum disfigurations the authorities decided to take action

Please don't sit on traffic cones if you have huge balls...

Rules like this were meant to be broken.

At Cracked offices: Let's see how many assholes will think they're hilarious by typing the obvious "No shitting on road cones" even though 500 other people already wrote it.