Craptions Classics September 19, 2008

We don't know either...just don't fuckin' do it..

snotsnake

Other Craptions

Does this happen often enough that there needs to be sign?!

Bronson

RESPECT THE SORTING HAT!!! RESPECT IT!!!

Drroxxette

Now that's just ridiculous. They use a 5 as a letter. What will those crazy Asians do next?

bengals

Christ! what WILL they allow!

HelperMonkey

Page 114 of Kama Sutra

Tittysprinkles

At that moment, Rick saw the sign and knew he had to leave before the authorities arrived.

bcanders

Incredible! Something that isn't allowed in Japanese porn.

CreepyOldMan

Just a little bit more KY jelly should do it...

gmayo

.......so to make a long story short, thats why I was arrested in China.

charokee

After hundreds of Tea-bag-traffic cone related accidents resulting in horrible scrotum disfigurations the authorities decided to take action

eggigeggi1

And THAT's why they've been trying to ban Harry Potter all these years.

domain

Please don't sit on traffic cones if you have huge balls...

Thomas Calnan

Rules like this were meant to be broken.

blackadderz

At Cracked offices: Let's see how many assholes will think they're hilarious by typing the obvious "No shitting on road cones" even though 500 other people already wrote it.

pelcurus
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