Its a fucking awsome day in your neighborhood

DAMN YOU LARGE HADRON COLLIDER!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!

Aaaawwwww Cool! Mom packed snacks!!!!

Oh come on, Liberals. John McCain's not THAT old.

Hi, welcome to wallmart.

After all that evolution and they still couldn't convince Bill to wear pants to work.

Ohhhh Weeee Ohhhh I look just like Buddy Holly......

Sorry, folks. Park's closed. T-rex out front shoulda told 'ya.

"Sharptooth to H.Q... I've infiltrated the human orphanage facility... no one suspects a thing..."

"These attacks on my age are irrelevant! I am not too old to be President..."

"When will he let us go?" "He'll get bored soon,just stay still and act like a doll"

His brain may be the size of a pea, but his heart's the biggest of all.... Awwwwwww.

Jurassic Park 4: The Neighborhood

Good luck changing your shoes at the beginning of the episode with those small arms.

What Hunter S. Thompson saw when he watched Mr. Rogers.