"We'd like to talk to you about Jesus."
gm_zeroTom Cruise (yellow) and John Travolta (Red) attempt to explain the principles of Scientology.
chemtardBob hated donating his change to these two. He was pretty sure they'd blow it on something stupid.
GeeGeeIt seems a bit redundant to have the words "Caution" and "Danger" written on outfits like that...
pontificusFucking e-harmony...
ZenParadigmWe're pregnant, and the ultrasound says it's orange!
Rex-JesterI'm you...from the future
scottz6"I think....no, wait.......... Yep. LSD just kicked in."
jwhalerSafety first.... and dignity second
bobboringbaker"Hi, I'm Harold Lederman. I'm an attorney. Here's my card. When the police come and beat the living shit out of you later today, call me."
jwhalerAnd with one accidental bump, the feud between the Mafia and Cirque du Soleil was on.
Bosephus5000My god! Look how green that guy's hat is!
gamefreakjohnnyMost people have a tiny angel and tiny devil over each shoulder. Steve has these two.
zbeebsRon's drinking was getting out of hand. He could see the warning signs...
Thomas Calnan"I'm not asking you to go home and put your 'Police Scene' outfit on Paul. . . I'm TELLING you."
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