"We'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

Tom Cruise (yellow) and John Travolta (Red) attempt to explain the principles of Scientology.

Bob hated donating his change to these two. He was pretty sure they'd blow it on something stupid.

It seems a bit redundant to have the words "Caution" and "Danger" written on outfits like that...

Fucking e-harmony...

We're pregnant, and the ultrasound says it's orange!

I'm you...from the future

"I think....no, wait.......... Yep. LSD just kicked in."

Safety first.... and dignity second

"Hi, I'm Harold Lederman. I'm an attorney. Here's my card. When the police come and beat the living shit out of you later today, call me."

And with one accidental bump, the feud between the Mafia and Cirque du Soleil was on.

My god! Look how green that guy's hat is!

Most people have a tiny angel and tiny devil over each shoulder. Steve has these two.

Ron's drinking was getting out of hand. He could see the warning signs...

"I'm not asking you to go home and put your 'Police Scene' outfit on Paul. . . I'm TELLING you."