"Macy's phoned - they're ready to pay the ransom..."
Thomas Calnan"God, I know it's kinda racist but I'm so tired of hearing that horrible quadruple-red-dick monster music downtown.." "Uh.. dude..." "There's one right behind me isn't there?"
gm_zero"Ok, now listen up. When we release these things, they're gonna be confused and angry..."
jwhalerWe're gonna need a bigger float.
HelperMonkey"That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They're testing the net for weaknesses, systematically. They remember."
CavalierXI won this at the ring toss, I don't know how they expect you to get it home though.
getittwistdFinally, Barney has been captured and will be destroyed.
pambeeslyFuck you. They were on sale.
HelperMonkeyDraglining kills thousands of balloon floats every year that become entangled in the nets.
bcanders"The day for rejoicification has come, for I have captured the terrorists." -George W. Bush
flaminghomerThey're taking this Verizon network metaphor a bit too far...
gamefreakjohnnyI'll say it again, Ma'am...you can't bring your giant red puppy into the city until you have a propotionately sized poop bag.
RoscoeNeed I remind you all that if just one of these things blows, we'll be unleashing an epidemic of squeaky voices all over this city, the likes of which no man could imagine.
HelperMonkeyChtlulu was easier to harness than previously thought.
kidtatiousHE STOLE MY BALLOONS! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those.....THINGS?!?
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