I find your lack of rhythm disturbing.

Sometimes, "Virgin Records" is more of a descriptive term than a record label.

While everyone is being distracted by the stormtrooper on lead vocals, a young Marty McFly (far left) waits nervously for his parents to kiss as his right hand begins to vanish from existance.

Still less humiliating that being defeated by Ewoks

"So they said 'Storm Trooper.' And I was like 'Storm Troop Her? I hardly know her!' Thank you. I'll be here all night."

"Can I have your attention please!? Uh.. There's a blue X-Wing double parked in a handicapped space out front.... also, your lights are on."

DEATHSTAR SEARCH.

My love for you is like a truck BESERKER!!

Karaoke sucks, even in a galaxy far, far away.

"I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name And in a raspy voice he said Yoda Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda"

FREEBIRD!!!!

We lost the Death Star but i dont care! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!

Michael Jackson finally feels like he looks white enough.

Their music is so awesome that they don't have to resort to any cheap gimmicks.

Damnit, Steve, where the hell is my fog machine?