Craptions Classics April 19, 2006

After many unsuccessful attempts of getting into the heart of America, the terrorists tried to use the "Trojan Horse" technique.

PhantomK

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The apes had left; it was time to rebuild.

woodstick

"So... how much do you think this'll be worth on eBay?"

cs5

Ok, the plan is to lure Kong into the open with this giant blow up doll.....

Rat Boy

French, huh? Can I see some identification?
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That's what I thought. Take her away, boys.

Linux fan

DAMN YOU! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! DAMN YOUR AIR PUMP! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

FaultyNinja

You should see the giant inflatable Cloverfield monster that goes with it.

EddieBrock412

hmmm, i wonder where the ballon cloverfield monster is.

dadragonlover

'Giant, swollen head pulled by wankers in orgy of patriotism'

Lakin

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