"Because he's the hero that Luxury Auto Sales deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight..."

After Sesame Street was canceled, Big Bird lost everything. There was only one way out

Nothing says luxury like a giant statue of Big Bird's retarded cousin. On a more depressing note, this is in my hometown.

Never buying from him again, Bastard gave me an expired coupon.

You know, I hear the place down the road gives you a pretty good tit pawn.

When Luxury Auto Sales' mascot decided to commit suicide, profits soared.

Buy a car or this thing will haunt you!

That is so fake, you can see the strings

You should see the lame-ass mascot at Budget Auto Sales.

I dare you to jump....or are you chicken?

The second coming of Christ was a little...different than expected

Look, he's making a "W" with his arms. Give him a minute and he'll eventually cycle through the "T" and the "F".

When his auto sales went bankrupt, Henry took his own life. Onlookers ruled the suicide finger licking good.

I had a great joke about the two tits in the background, but then i realized we were supposed to be looking at the bird. Now I got nothing.

Isn't a bird above a luxury car a bad thing?