Craptions Classics September 14, 2008

"Because he's the hero that Luxury Auto Sales deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight..."


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After Sesame Street was canceled, Big Bird lost everything. There was only one way out


Nothing says luxury like a giant statue of Big Bird's retarded cousin. On a more depressing note, this is in my hometown.

Jay Thomas

Never buying from him again, Bastard gave me an expired coupon.


You know, I hear the place down the road gives you a pretty good tit pawn.


When Luxury Auto Sales' mascot decided to commit suicide, profits soared.


Buy a car or this thing will haunt you!


That is so fake, you can see the strings


You should see the lame-ass mascot at Budget Auto Sales.

Kelly Robinson

I dare you to jump....or are you chicken?


The second coming of Christ was a little...different than expected


Look, he's making a "W" with his arms. Give him a minute and he'll eventually cycle through the "T" and the "F".

Kelly Robinson

When his auto sales went bankrupt, Henry took his own life. Onlookers ruled the suicide finger licking good.


I had a great joke about the two tits in the background, but then i realized we were supposed to be looking at the bird. Now I got nothing.


Isn't a bird above a luxury car a bad thing?

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