"Because he's the hero that Luxury Auto Sales deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight..."
gm_zeroAfter Sesame Street was canceled, Big Bird lost everything. There was only one way out
dudarumaNothing says luxury like a giant statue of Big Bird's retarded cousin. On a more depressing note, this is in my hometown.
Jay ThomasNever buying from him again, Bastard gave me an expired coupon.
Niff_StipplesYou know, I hear the place down the road gives you a pretty good tit pawn.
Niff_StipplesWhen Luxury Auto Sales' mascot decided to commit suicide, profits soared.
microhendyBuy a car or this thing will haunt you!
8ajl8That is so fake, you can see the strings
microhendyYou should see the lame-ass mascot at Budget Auto Sales.
Kelly RobinsonI dare you to jump....or are you chicken?
ss61The second coming of Christ was a little...different than expected
SahrikanLook, he's making a "W" with his arms. Give him a minute and he'll eventually cycle through the "T" and the "F".
Kelly RobinsonWhen his auto sales went bankrupt, Henry took his own life. Onlookers ruled the suicide finger licking good.
IshI had a great joke about the two tits in the background, but then i realized we were supposed to be looking at the bird. Now I got nothing.
harveystewartIsn't a bird above a luxury car a bad thing?
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