Every day at noon Zen and Yuko must reenact the battle between Asian Pope and Pikachu. They do not question their fate... For this is the way of the samurai.

Yellow traffic cones? Asians are fucking weird.

Political debates in China are much more interesting.

Pope Jin Pau II kicking some heathen ass.

Once the crowds and international media left Beijing, the Chinese were finally able to deal with their bronze medal winners in the traditional style.

The battle against SARS is a tough one

Not pictured: Real eyebrows

''Take the picture! We can't hold this pose...much...longer...''

The Japanese take jaywalking very seriously

Hey, if the gang fights in America were like this you'd be taking pictures too.

Everyone was too distracted by the martial artists to notice the masked individuals in the background clearly awaiting some sort of zombie virus outbreak.

"Do i have to dad?" "Timmy, how can i trust you to take care of your own kitten if you can't even kill a sword wielding man in a tiger suit?"

The Olympics were over. Life was back to normal in Beijing.

Sing: And Than He Swung His Sword and as I Jumped I Was Like .........."Ninja Please, You Fucking Real G"

Pikachu's ritualistic slaying was well documented photographically.