He see us rollin'. He be hatin.

"Dude I can get 57 miles to the hippie in this thing"

Bob dejectedly walked home after losing his seat in automotive musical chairs.

Should have gone to freecreditreport.com...

Pictured left to right: The SUV Lane, the Pedal Power Lane, and "My Shit Is Broke" Lane

Rochester, NY, eventually got tired of the random appearances of 25th century Amish time machines.

Sure it saves them a lot of money on gas, but when they get to make-out point, things are going to get awkward.

Hey look, it's Sarah Palin's supporters...all of them!

Yeah, it's got a HEMI...

Fighting back against skyrocketing gas prices, students at MIT succeeded in creating the first vehicle powered exclusively by looking like a douchebag.

Hey Buddy! Can you give us a push?

Dual airbags optional, but pointless.

Hey good lookin'. Back to pick you up later.

Canada: North America's Japan.

Those illegal immigrants just aren't trying anymore