Craptions Classics September 09, 2008

Elephantitus of the foot is an ever growing problem in third world countries.

getittwistd

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rosie o'donnell displays her new earring

berticus

The rest of the herd was silent. For miles now, Babar had claimed to hear footsteps. Now they knew why.

Annon45

damn elephant! ill put my foot so far up your ass it'll....

bigj2k

Bob's attempts at wormhole creation were finally successful, unfortunately he never considered the exit.

tathagata76

Finally, proof that it really is just 6 guys in a suit.

microhendy

Heard of ivory jewelry? Well, that shit's coming back to haunt us...

jwhaler

Where's Waldo?

Annon45

To compete with the release of EA's "Spore", God dug deep into it's playbook

Calvin_Crack

"Damn, they're not buying the Trojan Diseased Elephant. I dunno, wanna try a horse or something?"

DoctorX

An elephant never forgets.......TO KILL!

Spirolli

This is a Time magazine cover waiting to happen...

gamefreakjohnny

Chuck Norris severely underestimated his latest opponent.

DerWaffleHaus

And that's why I'm banned from the San Diego Zoo!

ToddCasil

Miriam couldn't help but feel partially responsible for her baby's misfortune: she'd done a lot of drugs during the pregnancy. Also, she fucked an elephant.

Calvin_Crack
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