Elephantitus of the foot is an ever growing problem in third world countries.

rosie o'donnell displays her new earring

The rest of the herd was silent. For miles now, Babar had claimed to hear footsteps. Now they knew why.

damn elephant! ill put my foot so far up your ass it'll....

Bob's attempts at wormhole creation were finally successful, unfortunately he never considered the exit.

Finally, proof that it really is just 6 guys in a suit.

Heard of ivory jewelry? Well, that shit's coming back to haunt us...

Where's Waldo?

To compete with the release of EA's "Spore", God dug deep into it's playbook

"Damn, they're not buying the Trojan Diseased Elephant. I dunno, wanna try a horse or something?"

An elephant never forgets.......TO KILL!

This is a Time magazine cover waiting to happen...

Chuck Norris severely underestimated his latest opponent.

And that's why I'm banned from the San Diego Zoo!

Miriam couldn't help but feel partially responsible for her baby's misfortune: she'd done a lot of drugs during the pregnancy. Also, she fucked an elephant.