Craptions Classics September 06, 2008

The other half of yesterday's picture.....

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

Today on "This Old House," we'll be discussing the right way and the wrong way to hide a dead family member in the floorboards.

DoctorX

Thank God I was masturbating or I would have fallen all the way through.

megaweege66

Joey decided to hang himself in the attic so no one would notice, but he overestimated how much rope he would need.

megaweege66

Julie stared in disbelief. Those were the brown shoes that killed her father.

Lamvao

It's...well...LEAKING men anyway.

DoctorX

Hey, give me THAT much coke and I'll go through the ceiling too!

DoctorX

"Dad, I'm pregnant"

xavierspider

Not pictured: an unfortunately placed metal support beam

Calvin_Crack

Long story short, don't tell your telepathic wife that she bitches just like her mother.

trojanman86

It's not a traditional chandelier, but it's not without it's charm...

Thomas Calnan

"There's your problem."

Spirolli

Not pictured: a guy who knows what he's doing.

CavalierX

Put down the camera and HELP ME dude. This is no time to be thinking of craptions!

Susan H.

Meanwhile, upstairs... the mice cheered and began phase two of their diabolical plan.

Susan H.
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