Craptions Classics April 18, 2006

The people, blackened by the rain of tar, looked skyward and shuddered. The next phase had begun.

Jifted Kid

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Big Bird teaches the kids about martyrdom.


Because it had been ages since angels had last descended upon earth, they didn't realize the dangers of power lines. The angels learned their lesson that fateful day.


Dude, I told you that you could feed seagulls Alka Seltzer! Fucking awesome!

Matt Starr

Realizing the battle was going badly, the French hastily retreated.

Linux fan

Blowing up the pillow factory was the last thing they expected the terrorists to do.


The day the UN started dropping live chickens from planes was a day to be celebrated for the people of Congo. Not just for the food, but also for the comedic effect.

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