Unlike Britney, Tara Reid knows how to keep her children safe in the car.

It's only Budweiser. The Guinness is up front with the airbag.

They brew up so fast!

*waves hand* "These are not the droids you're looking for" "Sir, step out of the car, please..."

Bush finally sends aid to the Katrina victims.

the kids are in the trunk.

WHAT?!?!? I get 2 more wishes....awesome

Back Seat???? Must be dark beer.

Pictured: any Kennedy's car

Hmmm. A huge pile of unpaid bills on the floor. What a huge surprise.

Frank, you idiot! I told you to pick up the KIDS!

Disgusting.... Those babies should clearly be in safety seats.

And they laughed at me for installing AC that went down to 4 degrees Fahrenheit

"Well, no sir, actually I pulled you over because the child riding on the roof of your car flipped a cigarette butt at the windshield of my patrol car..."

After his car stalled in the Mojave, Jimmy wished he had paid the extra $25 deposit for the tap...