Unlike Britney, Tara Reid knows how to keep her children safe in the car.

It's only Budweiser. The Guinness is up front with the airbag.

*waves hand* "These are not the droids you're looking for" "Sir, step out of the car, please..."

They brew up so fast!

Bush finally sends aid to the Katrina victims.

the kids are in the trunk.

WHAT?!?!? I get 2 more wishes....awesome

Back Seat???? Must be dark beer.

Pictured: any Kennedy's car

Hmmm. A huge pile of unpaid bills on the floor. What a huge surprise.

Frank, you idiot! I told you to pick up the KIDS!

Disgusting.... Those babies should clearly be in safety seats.

And they laughed at me for installing AC that went down to 4 degrees Fahrenheit

"Well, no sir, actually I pulled you over because the child riding on the roof of your car flipped a cigarette butt at the windshield of my patrol car..."

After his car stalled in the Mojave, Jimmy wished he had paid the extra $25 deposit for the tap...