Unlike Britney, Tara Reid knows how to keep her children safe in the car.
It's only Budweiser. The Guinness is up front with the airbag.
They brew up so fast!
*waves hand* "These are not the droids you're looking for"
"Sir, step out of the car, please..."
Bush finally sends aid to the Katrina victims.
the kids are in the trunk.
WHAT?!?!? I get 2 more wishes....awesome
Back Seat???? Must be dark beer.
Pictured: any Kennedy's car
Hmmm. A huge pile of unpaid bills on the floor. What a huge surprise.
Frank, you idiot! I told you to pick up the KIDS!
Those babies should clearly be in safety seats.
And they laughed at me for installing AC that went down to 4 degrees Fahrenheit
"Well, no sir, actually I pulled you over because the child riding on the roof of your car flipped a cigarette butt at the windshield of my patrol car..."
After his car stalled in the Mojave, Jimmy wished he had paid the extra $25 deposit for the tap...