After the success of the "Sex in the City" movie, Sarah Jessica Parker decides to treat herself to a night on the town.

You mean there's 19 more of these?

When Johnny called in one order of "special #20" from his local Chinese restaurant, he didn't realize the meal would deliver itself to his front door.

The organization PETA felt it best to merge with the Gay and Lesbian Association as they decided you can't have one without the other.

You win Lottery! You get Giant Horse Penis!

Seabiscuit 2: Electric Boogaloo

I 'll leave a craption later...I have to go jerk off...

Number 20. . . We specifically said 'No Visors' in the brochure.

Ladies, he's hot, he's kinky and he's a reverse centaur! We'll start the bidding at $100!

A horse is a horse of course or course... unless that horse wears a pink wind breaker and a bread box around his neck. Then he’s Flavor Flavs horse.

Guess what the "20" stands for.

Not to be outdone at the fancy dress party, I came dressed up as everything.

In response to recent threats from American Man-Bear-Pig, China released a rebuttal statement from their own Man-Horse-Fag.

#20 stood with his mouth wide open as he watched Lucy Liu get gang-banged by the 212 horses before him. . and these horses were REAL.

John Kerry visits Japan.