It's more of a suggestion anyway

Gary: "Shouldn't we level the asphalt out some more?" Steve: "What are you? Some kinda fuckin' perfectionist, or sumthin'?"

When air escapes from the pockets, 'No Parking' signs erupt from the lava rocks in magnificent force. But they are as deadly as they are beautiful.

The Elephant Circumcision Office is a popular place in India. You just can't park near the back dumpster.

I hate modern art.

Pompeii is SUCH a hard Fucking town to find a GODDAMN parking spot!

And that was the last anyone heard from Captain Obvious.

No parking? No shit.

He made a living from shoving signs in piles of waste. Today, a "No Parking" sign in a huge pile of shit. Tomorrow, a "Kids at Play" sign in a dumpster full of old tampons. Life was good!

I love a craption where I can write 'magma'. Magma. Magma. Magma. Awesome. Also, I'm high.

Idiots! Lava can't read.

Remarkably, people have attempted to park here enough times to warrant a sign...

In a last ditch effort to avoid paying for the hundreds of cars lost under the lava floe, the city put up a 'no parking' sign after the fact. You're not fooling anyone!

The grave of Nicholas O. Parking... Rest in peace.

"What are they going to do? Dump lava all over my car?"