Craptions Classics August 27, 2008

It's more of a suggestion anyway

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Gary: "Shouldn't we level the asphalt out some more?" Steve: "What are you? Some kinda fuckin' perfectionist, or sumthin'?"

jwhaler

When air escapes from the pockets, 'No Parking' signs erupt from the lava rocks in magnificent force. But they are as deadly as they are beautiful.

fallenchipmunk

The Elephant Circumcision Office is a popular place in India. You just can't park near the back dumpster.

Rissiki

I hate modern art.

Eirik

Pompeii is SUCH a hard Fucking town to find a GODDAMN parking spot!

meathooksodomy

And that was the last anyone heard from Captain Obvious.

nellerbear

No parking? No shit.

Annon45

He made a living from shoving signs in piles of waste. Today, a "No Parking" sign in a huge pile of shit. Tomorrow, a "Kids at Play" sign in a dumpster full of old tampons. Life was good!

MONGO1971

I love a craption where I can write 'magma'. Magma. Magma. Magma. Awesome. Also, I'm high.

phreesh

Idiots! Lava can't read.

BamBoo

Remarkably, people have attempted to park here enough times to warrant a sign...

Thomas Calnan

In a last ditch effort to avoid paying for the hundreds of cars lost under the lava floe, the city put up a 'no parking' sign after the fact. You're not fooling anyone!

boredwork

The grave of Nicholas O. Parking... Rest in peace.

shaqmandu

"What are they going to do? Dump lava all over my car?"

Bell110
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