Chang marvelled at that statues huge genitalia

Just Seconds After This Picture Was Taken, The Man Moved The Smaller Statue Counter Clock-Wise, And Laughed Quietly To Himself.

"Break glass if Satan's children are found in time out."

The Chinese' first attempts at Yao Ming were not very successful.

He's not really cold, he's just trying to justify the "shrinkage"

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why China will never have the Olympic games held in the......what?....are you serious?......when?.......last week?!

Yeah, I KNOW the building's on fire and we need the hose, but I'm not going near those fucking things!

High School was a cruel and awkward time, even for Satan.

!Hong Kong Xu!, the star of Chinese version of the Indiana Jones series, was faced with own fair share some challenging puzzles...

One of michaelangelo's less favorite works, "Falacio will keep you warm", was on display this weekend, at the exit door of the Bejing Summer Olympics stadium

...I'm getting embarrassed, You won't like me when I'm embarrassed...

Don't you ever KNOCK?!

For obvious reasons, "fat and happy" Buddha caught on much better than "large, skinny, crying" Bhudda, especially when they added a sidekick "oblivious Boy"

A Japanese stylized thermometer. as you can see, it's crotch is telling us it's cold.

Taken 2 seconds before Chris Hansen asks the guy in the parka to "take a seat"