After seeing this, the animal control department unanimously decided that something must be done about the squirrels.

"Thank God you came along, please, please mister, call 911." "OK, just give me one minute. I need to take of picture of this for Cracked.com."

Doctor: Push harder, Ms. Tree, I can see the head!

Treebeard and Gollum's bastard child was never fully accepted by society.

If a tree swallows a man in the forest, and no one is around to hear him scream, does he make a sound?

Holy shit that's Fucking weird! I hear ya, why is the inside of his cheek yellow? Dude what, NO I mean the severed head in the fucking . . . oh, yeah that that is kinda creepy.

This is what happens when you can't just be content with HUGGING the trees.

So THAT'S where Vin Diesel's been for the last few years...

Don't put your penis in there!

This is a Nightmare in Elm Street, for sure. Get it? Eh, go on with you.

John regretted kicking the squirrels nut after it dragged him into his tree and bit his

Allstate Man: "If a tree f***s you up in a car accident, will you be covered? Don't hope so, know so."

Peeping toms are getting more determined these days.

"Guys...come back...Hey! This isn't funny anymore!"

I wondered where Michael Jackson had been living since he lost Neverland Ranch...