Menelaus: "It's taking too long!! you havent even got to the head yet!!" Odysseus:"what about a horse....that'd be quicker"

Hi!! i noticed your profile on cracked.com & thought you were interesting & we should get together!! email me at giantheadlesszombie@gmail.com (ps: i'm really a giant headless zombie & i'm really horny!)

Optimus past his Prime.

After years of neglect, The Michelin Man was a shadow of his former self.

Due to budget cutbacks, the new Mummy movie just couldn't cut it with their special effects.

Is it just me or are the latest batch of Al Qaeda beheading videos looking a bit faked?

From the Home owners association: It has come to our attention that some of the things in your yard aren't up to code: your shutters are an unapproved shade of blue, your garage door has no windows, & there is a two ton headless statue...

Thats what happens when you get Uwe Boll to direct a monster movie

My fellow Craptioners, If you don't vote for my entry, the terrorists win. I'm happycamper and I approve this message.

Must....change....channel....from....Hannah....Montanna....before....head....expl

what will you do if zombies bite your house? Decapitate the house zombie.

Sadly my wang is this small.

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Just when you think you've seen every fetish, giant headless robots fucking brick walls...

The aftermath of LARPing is always a grisly scene.