THIS..... IS..... FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gandalf the Gay

A head with no body, an old woman with no legs, and a man with no head...There are nicer camping sites, that's all I'm saying.

"I told those kids to stay off my damn lawn..."

The great Apache war chief "Two Tits Sagging" would fight the white man until the day she died!

Can you spot Ashley Olsen?

"Boys, get your nana. She's off the meds again."

Maude the Impaler.

"But I don't WANT to take Grandma to the renaissance fair with me. She always decapitates someone!"

In a last ditch effort to save money, the famed Medieval Times Dinner Theatre moves to trailer park... This week's feature, celebrity jousting with the stars from the Golden Girls

Even the horse knows this is ridiculous

Elizabeth: The Senile Age

Sunny Acres Retirement Home was criticized today for it's controversial inclusion of "Jousting", "Ritual Beheading", and "Drinking the Blood of Non-Believers" to it's outdoor activity program.

The Geriatric Olympics didn't get off to quite the rousing start that the IOC had expected...

"I'm telling you, Steve. Nuclear power is clean, reliable...its the future!" "I hear you, I hear you. But what kind of effect would the plant have on the locals?" "Why, none at all, I'm sure."