Craptions Classics August 17, 2008

Goodbye Mr. Bond, AHAHAHAH!

Rickyrodd

Other Craptions

"This is EAGLE ONE to HOME BASE, we're picking up an unidentified object coming into protected air space." "Roger, EAGLE ONE. Does object appear hostile?" "Object appears to be...waving, sir." "You have permission to fire."

kisujede

Olympic officials are outraged after one competitor exploited a loop-hole in the high jump.

Monkey84

John swooped in, it was the greatest high five the world had ever seen.

Rickyrodd

There once was a man named Bevan who wanted to travel to heaven with baloons and a chair he took to the air then got fucked by a 747

wargizmo

"I can see my dignity from here!"

Kelly Robinson

1969: Man lands on the moon 2008: Man kind of hovers in the air

SenorSpangiel

Jesus makes a grand entrance at the final judgment

Rickyrodd

"Hi, hon! Does your restraining order cover VERTICAL DISTANCES?"

Doc_Caligari

someone's getting fired at work tomorrow

chrisashby13

Where will HE be when diarrhea strikes?

Mr_K_Twig

Released at the climax of the opening ceremony, the Beijing authorities still haven't figured out how to get little Wu Xi back down again.

misterian

"This is totally working! She's in the window now...she's taking off her bra...!"

Kelly Robinson

Tony Stark's earliest attempts at flight were not nearly as cool.

Kelly Robinson

Hindenburg: the musical

grantsean
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