Genesis 4:20 "...And God put a quarter in the plastic egg machine and the toy inside was man."
PorkzUnable to maintain his medical costs, the Bubble Boy's parents tried unsuccessfully to drown him.
hamletJim didn't fool around when it came to safe sex.
PorkzAt this point Michael Phelps is just showing off.
thefallguyJust remember kids, this is what you can do with a liberal arts degree.
revoluciondemeThere must be a fire at Macy's. The manikins don't hit the escape pods for the hell of it.
HamperGood news: Hamsters have Fairy Godmothers. Bad news: Hamsters make really stupid wishes.
SwordBuddhaSometimes you just wish you had ninja stars
billyh2oDidn't we just see a black guy in a red jumpsuit inside a clear container the other day? Leave it to a white guy to take something cool a black guy is doing and turn it into bleached douchebaggery
TheSicilianAnd that’s why you don’t fart in a wet suit
Kent007Shunned by the Justice League and limited in his superpowers, AquaGerbilman nevertheless rushed, once again, to stately Gere Mansion to save Richard from another embarrassing "situation".
GeeGeeJesus became very upset after his method of walking on water was revealed....
Thomas CalnanMan in bubble = art Man in bubble filled with rattlesnakes = entertainment
phreeshthis still looks less stupid than a Segway
iantendoIn Soviet Russia, ball has you.
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