I told you that naming it USS WTF is bad luck.

After Obama's two terms in office, the US military was not what it once was.

WTF? = Will Tanks Float? Answer....... No

The horrific results of pier pressure.

No R2-D2. I am your father.

That's one mean looking jellyfish.

The first of President Bush's "MILITARY AID FOR GEORGIA" arrived today to the dissapointment of UN members and to the surprise of residents of Savannah.

"I'll need six coconuts, some bamboo, a tube of Crest toothpaste, a box of nails and a straight blade screwdriver. I'll have it rolling in an hour." --MacGuyver

I think I got tetanus just by looking at that.

"I said to send it out to fight our ENEMIES, not ANEMONES. Dammit, Bill, WTF?"

The new eco-friendly tank proved to be a little too bio-degradeable.

After spending their thousands of years under the ocean, the mech-crabs began their invasion. Unfortunately they forgot to bring the Rust-Off

In the former Soviet Union, EVERYTHING is former...

When Canada invaded California, nobody even noticed...

Carfax specifically told me this was a "cherry" silver '86 Camaro.