"See, white people be gettin out of the box like this... But black people be gettin out of the box like this!"

Not pictured: The snake that's blowing the flute.

Despite his abilities as a contortionist, Carl still sucked at hide-and-go-seek.

Ladies and gentleman, next on our tour, a genuine resident of downtown L.A., tame, but not quite domesticated. Please dont feed it.

Dick in a box.

Pandora isn't nearly as hot as I imagined her...

little help...

All Stan wanted to prove was that he could make his balls touch the very corner of the box.

watch closely how the white people scatter as the black person exits his box

I never really got Cubism.

Ever predictable, Craptioneers, when presented with an opportunity to rise above racism & bigotry, once again choose the low road. Regardless of race, he's just some dork in a box. Sigh...

Hey look honey! Remember these... OH MY GOD! IT'S ESCAPING!

They make crafty traffic cones now-a-days.

Why the hell was my craption (that was winning) deleted?

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