Craptions Classics August 09, 2008

The Dixie Chicks have got to be the ugliest women in country music.

Kelly Robinson

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You see class, back in the Old West everybody loved making pancakes. As a matter of fact, pancakes helped win the West from those damn Indians.


And here is a wax sculpture set of the original Brokeback Mountain, starring Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, and Jack Palance.


The Good, The Bad, and the Flamboyantly Homosexual


Politics aside: putting Ronald Reagan's corpse in a movie just seems wrong.

Kelly Robinson

"Well Mr. Eastwood, you can either direct Flags of our Fathers 2: Still Flaggin' or a wax, animatronic off-broadway play of Unforgiven." "I think I know my choice"


They dream of electric sheep... sexy, sexy electric sheep.


You'll notice that whenever Southerners re-enact the infamous "pancake scene" from Death of a Salesman, they never seem to get the dramatic mood right because they refuse to stop whistling.


"Wank away, boys. As soon as this bucket's full, we're gonna play a hi-larious prank on Miss Kitty."

Kelly Robinson

Many people don't know that in addition to having Trigger stuffed, Roy Rogers did the same to his co-stars.

Kelly Robinson

The spoon, it has holes.


The Wild, Wild Wax.


"No, you can't join our club. You have to have a neck scarf and hold your mouth like this. Show 'im, boys."

Kelly Robinson

Previews prove that the villains are going to ruin the next Batman.

Kelly Robinson

Brokewax Mountain

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