The Dixie Chicks have got to be the ugliest women in country music.

You see class, back in the Old West everybody loved making pancakes. As a matter of fact, pancakes helped win the West from those damn Indians.

And here is a wax sculpture set of the original Brokeback Mountain, starring Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, and Jack Palance.

The Good, The Bad, and the Flamboyantly Homosexual

Politics aside: putting Ronald Reagan's corpse in a movie just seems wrong.

"Well Mr. Eastwood, you can either direct Flags of our Fathers 2: Still Flaggin' or a wax, animatronic off-broadway play of Unforgiven." "I think I know my choice"

They dream of electric sheep... sexy, sexy electric sheep.

You'll notice that whenever Southerners re-enact the infamous "pancake scene" from Death of a Salesman, they never seem to get the dramatic mood right because they refuse to stop whistling.

"Wank away, boys. As soon as this bucket's full, we're gonna play a hi-larious prank on Miss Kitty."

Many people don't know that in addition to having Trigger stuffed, Roy Rogers did the same to his co-stars.

The spoon, it has holes.

The Wild, Wild Wax.

"No, you can't join our club. You have to have a neck scarf and hold your mouth like this. Show 'im, boys."

Previews prove that the villains are going to ruin the next Batman.

Brokewax Mountain