This is what happens when you let David Lynch direct a Pringles commercial
iantendoJust off camera: Manny Ramirez masterbating furiously.
happycamperTeddy Roosevelt found himself in a version of hell that he could barely even begin to comprehend.
Kelly RobinsonTake me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowds; Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don't care if the mascots on crack!
monkey_marshalAfter being hit by a sniper bullet, the mascot goes down with dignity, managing one last Funky Chicken.
Kelly RobinsonJust like Craptions, something stupid will come out of nowhere and win in the end.
CavalierXJust think those asses in back are getting paid to watch this.
tigerzillaIt is incredibly easy to audition for a porno.
eu_sunt_acelaUnfortunately, Teddy left his big stick home that day.
Bell110"That's what you get for calling my mom a bitch!!!"
MochaBearThis is an extremely rare shot..... not one of the baseball players in the background is scratching his balls!
Thomas CalnanComing June 2009 CUJO....X By Michael bay
SlavaDear America, We've had a good run, but we're out of ideas. Sorry, Porn
NoisewaterAfter Michael Vick's public arrest for dog fighting, professional athletes were forced to try "alternative" blood sports.
wavedout"Rule Number One: You do not talk about Mascot Fight Club." "Rule Number Two: You do not talk abo--" "Ralph, we're being broadcast nationally." "Shit."
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