Craptions Classics August 07, 2008

This is what happens when you let David Lynch direct a Pringles commercial


Other Craptions

Just off camera: Manny Ramirez masterbating furiously.


Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowds; Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don't care if the mascots on crack!


Teddy Roosevelt found himself in a version of hell that he could barely even begin to comprehend.

Kelly Robinson

After being hit by a sniper bullet, the mascot goes down with dignity, managing one last Funky Chicken.

Kelly Robinson

Just like Craptions, something stupid will come out of nowhere and win in the end.


Just think those asses in back are getting paid to watch this.


It is incredibly easy to audition for a porno.


"That's what you get for calling my mom a bitch!!!"


Unfortunately, Teddy left his big stick home that day.


This is an extremely rare shot..... not one of the baseball players in the background is scratching his balls!

Thomas Calnan

Dear America, We've had a good run, but we're out of ideas. Sorry, Porn


Coming June 2009 CUJO....X By Michael bay


After Michael Vick's public arrest for dog fighting, professional athletes were forced to try "alternative" blood sports.


"Rule Number One: You do not talk about Mascot Fight Club." "Rule Number Two: You do not talk abo--" "Ralph, we're being broadcast nationally." "Shit."

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