"My life-long dream of carrying the Olympic torch has finally--what THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS!?"
BoonehamsIs it too late to covert to Scientology now?
CavalierXAt least I know its good acid now.
Savior77Max as an adult no longer visited the realm of the wild things, he now goes where the FABULOUS things are.
erosiveWith the demise of the overcoat, children are forced to become more creative when sneaking into adult films.
Monkey84The Chinese Space Program.
HeywoodJablowmeLike moths to a flame, The accordian men were led to their destruction.
Hydrashok158The celebration of the Paper-people lasted long into the night after their victorious defeat of the Rock-people. But what they failed to realize was the imminent attack by the Scissor-people.
JeepsterDammit, PURPLE!! How many times do we have to GO OVER THIS?? It's Step, twist, THEN kick!!
missmarcilynThe Five Horsemen of the Gaypocalypse.
Kelly RobinsonIn the land of Accordia, the man with the fire is king to the paper people
raucoLet's whack the shit out of these guys and see if candy comes out.
Kelly RobinsonMade in China
billyh2oThe Bollywood remake of Transformers was about what you'd expect.
phreeshIn the future the use of bendy straws as prosthetics will be much more advanced.
Kelly Robinson