I now understand why Kurt Cobain killed himself.

As the full moon rose, the teenagers began their uncontrollable Emo transformations.

"Yeah man, you were right! This Kenny G is fuckin intense!"

Patrick doesn't fit in with the rest of the crowd.

Open the trap door.

Smells Like Preteen Spazfest

Only their hair was ready to rock.

The new "Tribute to Nirvana" ride at Disney World was the best rollercoaster EVER!

And Lo, his Cobaininess did look upon them and he did say, they art not ready to rock.

"Inflatable whammy-bar is teh sex!"

Then the lead guitarist farted really hard...

maybe we should turn down the speakers

The girl in the far right would shortly fall to a sharp blow to the back of her head. She wouldn't be able to tell anyone of the government's horrifying punk-sucking machine.

GOD my armpit stinks.

Even after the defeat of the Cloverfield monster. People are still reminded of his presence.