Where's Aquaman the ONE time you actually need him?
dsp100252NBC4's traffic crab has the report from downtown, over to you, Bob.
LilMoofThree years on, there remain tell-tale signs of flooding in New Orleans.
subversiveYou can either use medicated shampoo on your office building twice a day, or use this special comb.
erosive"Spidercrab, spidercrab..."
CavalierXOh shit! Not again. How the Hell does he keep getting up there?
Ed_GeinWe're gonna need a LOT of old bay, newspaper, and a pretty big mallet...
BearMan"Detective, we may have a lead on the case of the missing window cleaners..."
subversiveI'm sick of these MOTHERFUCKING crabs on this MOTHERFUCKING building.
Savior77With job opportunities drying up after The Little Mermaid, Sebastian decided it was time to end things.
outdoortypeWith smog and over-population already threatening the future of the Olympic games, China cursed their luck when they found out that their buildings were getting crabs.
Yarock"I said call me a CAB, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing"
wargizmoParis Hilton even gave the HOTEL crabs. . .
superpoopDamn, all the good puns are taken... ...How shellfish.
Monkey84YOU IDIOT! This is Red LOBSTER corporate headquarters.
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