Craptions Classics August 04, 2008

"Excuse me, sir. I'd like to return this game" "Why" "Well, the programming is faulty. Every time I pick up a bob-omb I can't seem to throw it." "Yes...and..." "Well, I pretty much have to just run into my enemy while...holding.....explosives....

J-Storm

Other Craptions

"Sorry, Sitar Hero is sold out."

Kelly Robinson

It's-a me, Mario. Death to America.

pelcurus

"Every time I get to the final level Dick Cheney just sends me to Guantanamo Bay."

thatdrunkdude

You should see the Wiiraq.

mellowd

"Martyr Madness (TM)", Join Ahmed and Kumar in their never ending quest for the 72 virgins.

Hydrashok158

I think these are bootlegs --I never heard of Gulf Wario.

Kelly Robinson

"Suicide bomber training videos for sale only -- no rentals."

CavalierX

"Excuse me. Do you have Oil Tycoon II?"

Kelly Robinson

My favorite game is the one where you have to yell "Allalallalallallalalalalalalalla" into the microphone.

pelcurus

Uday and Qusay couldn't hide in the Mushroom Kingdom for long.

Savior77

Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another rape room.

pelcurus

Grand Theft Camel - Jihad City

maple_man

what's with all the Arab jokes? The writing's in Japanese!

iantendo

Super Saddam Bros.

Mr_K_Twig
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