"Excuse me, sir. I'd like to return this game" "Why" "Well, the programming is faulty. Every time I pick up a bob-omb I can't seem to throw it." "Yes...and..." "Well, I pretty much have to just run into my enemy while...holding.....explosives....

"Sorry, Sitar Hero is sold out."

It's-a me, Mario. Death to America.

"Every time I get to the final level Dick Cheney just sends me to Guantanamo Bay."

You should see the Wiiraq.

"Martyr Madness (TM)", Join Ahmed and Kumar in their never ending quest for the 72 virgins.

I think these are bootlegs --I never heard of Gulf Wario.

"Suicide bomber training videos for sale only -- no rentals."

"Excuse me. Do you have Oil Tycoon II?"

My favorite game is the one where you have to yell "Allalallalallallalalalalalalalla" into the microphone.

Uday and Qusay couldn't hide in the Mushroom Kingdom for long.

Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another rape room.

Grand Theft Camel - Jihad City

what's with all the Arab jokes? The writing's in Japanese!

Super Saddam Bros.