"NIIIIIIIIIIII!"

This is what happens when 2 high school drama teachers "bring it".

Bloody mouth? Try Orbit.

Finisheth him!

Smile and the world smiles with you. Sneeze out a bloody cloud, you're pretty much gonna be alone there.

The Renaissance festivals became more fun when they teamed up with the WWF.

"OH YEAH!!!!!" Kool-Aid's publicity stunts got pretty weird.

"Say it, don't spray it."

Damn it! I told you guys not to say "Hamlet" while we performed the scottish play!

THOU HATH BEEN PWNED.

Good thing they didn't have AIDS in the middle ages, because that guy has definitely been fucking a monkey.

"Line...?"

"See children? Shakespeare isn't boring."

"Is this a douchebag I see before me?"

Filming of "Gladiator - the twilight years" came to an abrupt halt when Russell Crowe's colostomy bag exploded.