I'm here to nail fetish nurses, and eat babies... ...and I'm aaalllll out of babies.
Kyle WarnkeHe's waving "all clear" to Pedobear.
grantseanJapan: Don't look so surprised.
Jeepster"Wow, this brothel has EVERYTHING."
Kelly Robinsonrarz i iz in ur hospitals eating ur babies
dafrizz888Thanks for taking the heat off of us, Signed, Canadians
WaistcoatBoyWhy are those "girls" over there coming out of the men's room?
maple_manEmbarrassed, Ryan raised his paw to shield his face. There was no way he wanted to be seen at Comicon with a grown woman in a school girl outfit. That's just silly.
wavedoutHi, I'm Kiru the bear, and I'd like to talk to you about Jesus!
maple_manOn the set for the new R. Kelly music video.
coltonwhiteWith it's new, friendly facade—complete with adorable mascot—Tokyo's newest Abortion Clinic had 'em lining up around the block.
GeeGeeSure, those claws could maul you, but it would be such an adorable mauling.
Kelly RobinsonNow do you understand why suicide is legal in Japan???
JeepsterJapanese prostitutes are awesome, but God, I hate dealing with the pimps.
Kelly Robinson"Hello! Welcome to Cracked!"
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