There have been reports of a "magician," who fits your description, showing kids a disappearing "hotdog." Know anything about this sir...?
billyh2oKent... Clark Kent... why do you ask??? OH SHIT, I LEFT THE CAPE ON!!!
Thomas CalnanOne! Neon policeman, AHAHAAH! Two! Neon policeman, AHAHAAH!
fielder69No, I don't have a dog. I'm picking up my own crap off the sidewalk. Why? Is that a problem?
Ed_Gein"Officer please, I have to get to the D & D Tournament. My mom ironed my cape and everything."
Porkz"What's in the bag? Well it's certainly not a human head, if that's what you're thinking."
Kelly RobinsonSTOP recycling jokes already used. It wasn't funny then, and it isn't funny now. And you people stop giving them your votes.
Thomas Calnan"Now you will tell us how you made the rabbit disappear, or we will club you. Understood?"
Ken Buddha"Geez. Can't the Lord of Darkness go out for chinese without being hassled by The Man?"
StretchHey Officer... At least I'm wearing pants this time.
QuestionevilThe Craption Police stop a lousy craption picture in the making.
CavalierXWe are the fashion police. Are you aware the red capes are out for like five centuries?
ionutStand back while I turn this bag of shit into another cop!
LilMoofListen asshole, where the fuck do you think we are, CANADA?!?
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