I may not know art, but I know what I like... ...and I like goose sex.

That's just WRONG. Having that lamp on during the day is just a waste of energy and resources. Sickening.

The stork delivers another baby.

Great. Geese are getting more chick action than me. Just fucking great.

Aflaaaaaaaaaack!

Before the internet sometimes you had to roam the world to find a statue of your particular fetish.

"I'm not sure how it works, but it has something to do with KFC's secret recipe."

The Ugly Fuckling

And that's how angels get their wings, son.

"Just don't come inside me."

"He may just be a swan, but he's hung like an ostrich."

Cathrine the Great's lesser known sister Irina the Better than Average also died under embarrassing circumstances.

Unfortunately it answers the question "Who do I have to screw to win a craption?".

Nancy: "oh my god, never again. we were so drunk last night!" Cindy: "i know, i totally did the electric slide & karoke! crazy huh?" Tina: "yeah real crazy, i fucked a goose, CHECKMATE BITCHES!"

And I thought all the white stuff on the statue was bird poop.