"Alert Lord McVader that I've found that Protestant whore Leia!"

They're magically malicious.

Boston: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

That explains why the Stormtroopers can't shoot worth shit

This is not the beer you're looking for...

Time to listen to some Dropkick Murphys, drink 37 pints, and get revenge on those fucking tiny bear things.

Luke, I am your lager.

Ok ...who else agrees that Gary's green hat makes us all look stupid?

"Aren't you a little drunk for a storm trooper??"

Stormtroopers patrol the St. Patrick's Day parade in case those gays try to join in.

This suit makes him look tanner than his natural complexion.

I find your lack of faith and begorrah disturbing.

If you think this photo is funny you should see when these fuckers Riverdance

Oh Ani boy! The pipes, the pipes are calling!

WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING GREEN? EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING GREEN? GO HOME "NOW" AND PUT SOME GREEN ON? MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!!!