"Did you hear that?" "Hear what?' "Oh, it must've just been the wind" "Dude, look down!" "CURSE YOU, PANTS NINJA!!!!!!!!"

"hey buddy dont worry. just because you got here late doesn't mean you wont get a go. that's the great thing about bukkake!"

Vote for this craption or Mr. Chan takes off the thong.

This is why you can't see behind the sushi bar.

Dammit, I'm wearing a shirt and shoes. Give me my fucking service!

Kim reassured his brother that everything was all right. There was no need to be embarrased about his wardrobe. Lots of people wore socks with sandals.

The Emperor loved his new pants.

Casual Friday.

Ok, ok... Let's try and remember. Are you sure your wallet's not in your back pock... Oh. Right.

"Tim, I know it was your first time, but just keep the bandage up there. Trust me, the bleeding will stop."

"I knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see you're nuts."

Kenji was proud of his son. Surviving the Atomic Wedgy was the first, and most difficult, of the Coming of Age trials.

In retrospect the loopholes in the 'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service' policy were obvious.

Damn Karl! I said you outfit needs more SASS!

Thanks, CRACKED.