While Eduardo looked for the contact lens, Maria and Juan prayed he'd find it. Jose' decided to look from a higher point. And Philipe,... well he's just a show-off.

Are you making the field sobriety test harder because we're Mexicans?

"This is embarrassing -- no one showed up but our brothers and sisters."

Circue de Ole'

Mexican Space Program. One entire person closer to the moon than yesterday.

"Glad it's not us this time!" signed: Canada

Ever since they lost their mechs team Voltron's combined form failed to impress

Mexico's new hit reality show, "So You Think You Can Cross the Border?"

Dirty Sanchez - The Musical.

Contrary to racial stereotype, the boys went out of their way to prove that their backs are actually quite dry.

I once saw a human pyramid... it was completely unnecessary

The Mexican entrants to the Olympic event "Synchronized Fucking About"

Where will you be when - Oh shit, JENGA!!

It was impressive, but Philipe still had to twist to the right for Channel 7 to come in REALLY clear.

A re-enactment was the only way the jury could fully understand what truly went on at Neverland Ranch.