Warning... do not keep mentos in your car when parked that close to a Coca-cola truck!!!!
Thomas Calnan"Honey, I think my water just broke."
Kelly Robinson"Well, just don't open the glove compar..."
Mr_K_TwigWater Elemental attacks your car. Role a savings throw against your insurance company.
BootsMcNinjaDue to modern day construction, Poseidon had to find creative ways to punish mortals
SlavaWhat happens when you stroke a four-stroke engine five times.
John BayneOlds Faithful
GeeGeeNow THAT is some windshield washer!!!
PatrickivanD4 Damit you sunk my battleship
dazamBuk-car-ke.
mellowdGod gave him a first chance when he wrote "Wash me" in the windshield grime.
Kelly RobinsonTrident splash... It'll fuck your shit up
boardusmcerTimmy said he had to pee. Maybe you'll listen next time.
ern19"Honey I Parked On A Geyser" failed to recussitate the franchise. And Rick Moranis drowned.
jamierhThey leveled the rain forest but forgot to take out the damn waterfall.
BootsMcNinja