Warning... do not keep mentos in your car when parked that close to a Coca-cola truck!!!!

"Honey, I think my water just broke."

"Well, just don't open the glove compar..."

Water Elemental attacks your car. Role a savings throw against your insurance company.

Due to modern day construction, Poseidon had to find creative ways to punish mortals

What happens when you stroke a four-stroke engine five times.

Olds Faithful

Now THAT is some windshield washer!!!

D4 Damit you sunk my battleship

Buk-car-ke.

God gave him a first chance when he wrote "Wash me" in the windshield grime.

Trident splash... It'll fuck your shit up

Timmy said he had to pee. Maybe you'll listen next time.

"Honey I Parked On A Geyser" failed to recussitate the franchise. And Rick Moranis drowned.

They leveled the rain forest but forgot to take out the damn waterfall.