Lincoln Logs Ahead: The Musical

Nobody ever came out of Chuck's motivational speeches without a true sense of terror

Is it just me, or have the Mormon missionaries gotten more aggressive lately?

Now that Lance has retired, Clint Howard can begin to dominate the Tour de France.

"Must...not...masturbate...to...this..."

The school physics lecture was going well until the teacher accidentally demonstrated that Force = Mass x Acceleration on his nutsack

"AND IIIIIEEEIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!"

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

"For the love of god someone please tell me where the executive bathrooms are!"

"For my next trick I'm gonna shit a bicycle."

Sam cringes because he knows that the diarrhea and masturbation jokes will be flooding the craptions when this posts.

Clowns seemed better when I was a kid.

A pedalophile.

Pictured: The only Tour de France rider not on steriods.

....and that's the last cycling trip that the chess club ever took....