"Well, just don't open the glove compar..."

The average car lays between 150 and 200 eggs

As he attempted to parallel park, Steve realized he'd never driven this stoned before.

After they saw what Rock could really do, paper and scissors officially retired from the game.

Bond immediately regretted flirting with Qs wife.

Professor Wankelstein had no proof, but he suspected the Geology Department.

What's that stupid gecko got to say about THIS?

The worst thing about new Bio-Fuel is that you have to peel the fuel BEFORE putting it in the car

I really don't think there's anyone masturbating to this. Seriously.

Wait, I think I see the problem.

Bob was disappointed when he realized his new car was a melon.

much like squirrels foreign vehicles will store up various fruits when preparing for the long winter ahead

After the glory days of "Labrynth" ended, Ludo got pretty deep into drugs and turned to car jacking to feed his habbit

Jerry's car theft prevention kit wasn't as practical as he had invisioned initially.

That radio station DID promise "more rock, less talk."