Warning...Lincoln Logs ahead!

Warning: you are in the ghetto. Wheel theft imminent.

Please don't litter while you're falling to your death.

Caution: sneaky bikes may attack you, knock you over, and steal your newspaper.

Warning: Riding a bike is fucking difficult if you don't have feet!

Caution: Pogo sticks cannot replace bicycle wheels.

Ironically, the sign was bent by a flying headbutt.

A warning sign?? It would have made more sense to FIX THE FREAKIN' ROAD!!

In case of crash, please try to land on one of our conveniently placed floating marshmallows

Caution: Read Bicycle Assembly Instructions BEFORE Riding

Not pictured, the bastard with a square jack hammer.

Remarkably, this has happened enough times to warrant a sign!

CAUTION: POTHOLES Make sure you're wearing clean underwear. Love, Mom

"We could fix these huge square gapes in the road, but It'd be a lot cheaper to put up a sign."

Warning:Canadian roads ahead.