Craptions Classics July 18, 2008

"Our next eligible bachelor is 3'6", 84 lbs,, works in the aerospace industry, enjoys romantic, candlelit dinners, and gives a mean anal probe. What do I hear as an opening bid, ladies?"

GeeGee

Other Craptions

Wow, the Dixie chicks have really let themselves go.

soldier39

The Roswell incident is officially over;the fat lady is singing.

grantsean

And the winner of the most unusual adoption goes to Diane Keaton.

Ed_Gein

The worst part is that out of the three people pictured I'd bang the alien.

iantendo

"so I just flew in from LA... in my FLYING SAUCER! Seriously though what's the deal with crop circles?? funny looking circles...they should be called "Crop-what-the-hell-is-that anyway!"

iantendo

Someone had told Alice it was bring-your-alien-to-work day, but it was clearly dress up-like-a-viking-bitch-and-sing-karaoke day. Shit!

Ken Buddha

Ok X-Files, I don't want to believe anymore.

Bell110

Finally a real Miss Universe competition.

Nimby Smith

This is shaping up to be the wildest paternity suit ever.

CavalierX

Thanks E.t.-Harmony!

IMBAK619

SILENCE....I abduct you!!

kidtatious

18th place? Are you serious? It took me almost a year to make this human puppet and you give me 18th fucking place? Fuck you assholes, now I'm gonna personally see to it that the world does end on 2012.

Zombie Punk

Just think, there's at least 17 more where this came from.

Bell110

Janice's bid for the Miss America title was marred by two things: Her re-enactment of the Roswell incident in the talent competition, and the fact that she was butt ugly.

Ken Buddha
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