In a weird dimension action figures collect Asians.
Look at me earthlings and prepare to..
I said look at me..
Do you speak English?
"...and so then I said to him 'Oh yeah, well you may be 18 feet tall, but the lack of bulge in your spandex tells me all I need to'...what, why are you looking at me like that?...shit, he's standing right behind me isn't he?"
After years of being the butt of every ones jokes, it turns out the scientologists where right.
In memory of the "teenagers with attitude", The Power rangers will never be forgotten.
Fans lined up for INCHES waiting for the new Ultraman movie.
Alice every time we come to this chinese buffet the food looks like it old and been sitting out for a while!
Other superheros are tasked with fighting monsters and stoping criminal masterminds. John's job was to protect these hobos from mild harassment.
"You removed him from his original package?!
Great, now it isn't worth shit!"
The Day the Earth Stood Indifferent
His NBA career over, Yao Min was forced to work as a Security Guard at China's Liesure World.
Have you seen my wife?
She's about 20'5", metallic skin...she's got the dull afterglow of intergalactic genocide in her eyes.
The day the Gayliens landed...
In Japan, Death took on a very different form.
" So I hear you can buy his used underwear in that vending machine over there"