Craptions Classics July 16, 2008

"Can you BELIEVE they didn't even let us audition!? Hundred bucks says Iron Man is gonna suck now."

Jolfrey

Other Craptions

Tragically the lead robot was defeated easily when the human handled him without care.

McIntyre

The armor can stop bullets,laser beams,X-rays,and plasma grenades.Unfortunately,they're about to find it cannot stop the word "Faggot".

grantsean

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Poom

Trust me this is going to blow Vista out of the water.

upsers

6 Million Dollars doesn't buy you much of a man anymore...

Jolfrey

Maybe if I walk a little bit behind him no one will think we're together.

Kelly Robinson

+45 Def, +45 HP, -255 Charisma, Repelfem (constant effect).

Roland1232

At EST 10:32 am, the robots became self-aware. They then became depressed.

mellowd

This is the cheapest Gwar show I have ever seen.

kidtatious

Together the two transformers could change into an awesome container for your stereo equipment.

Mr_K_Twig

Blow Job Bot - now with knee pads!

sallan

Uwe Boll's "Droids"

FoolofaTook

Its not the size of your package but what you do with it.

john320
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