"Can you BELIEVE they didn't even let us audition!? Hundred bucks says Iron Man is gonna suck now."

Tragically the lead robot was defeated easily when the human handled him without care.

The armor can stop bullets,laser beams,X-rays,and plasma grenades.Unfortunately,they're about to find it cannot stop the word "Faggot".

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Cardborg.

Trust me this is going to blow Vista out of the water.

6 Million Dollars doesn't buy you much of a man anymore...

Maybe if I walk a little bit behind him no one will think we're together.

+45 Def, +45 HP, -255 Charisma, Repelfem (constant effect).

At EST 10:32 am, the robots became self-aware. They then became depressed.

This is the cheapest Gwar show I have ever seen.

Together the two transformers could change into an awesome container for your stereo equipment.

Blow Job Bot - now with knee pads!

Uwe Boll's "Droids"

Its not the size of your package but what you do with it.