“Weapons of ass destruction.”

...and that was the last time i looked in moms closet

"Choose wisely Indy, for the true stein will get you hammered, but the false stein is going up your ass!"

In Russia, you can't just take your place in history - you've got to urn it.

The 1976 East German women's swim team always traveled with a "relaxation kit."

The Fabergé Butt-Plugs.

Economic hardship has forced Ann Coulter to liquidate her dildo collection.

How do you know which is the Salt and which is the Pepper?

Martha Stewart has turned her Nazi ancestors' implements of destruction into quaint jelly jars. And that's a good thing.

Penis.

Hitler may have been a dick, but his bong collections was fuckign awesome.

The fact that so many see phallic images from this photo proves Freud's theory: Cracked readers love cock.

Not Pictured: Proud owner Mel Gibson giving a hearty "thumbs-up"

The Nazi Party - Putting the "fun" back into Fundamentalist National Socialism!

The Antique Roadshow producers really didn't know how to tell Eva to go home.